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Custom orders ยท Wholesale ยท General goose-related weirdness
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We usually respond within 1โ2 business days. Custom order? Tell us everything.
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Most orders are packed and shipped within 3 business days. Standard shipping across Canada takes 5โ10 business days. Expedited options are available at checkout. We ship internationally โ expect 10โ21 days depending on your corner of the planet.
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Absolutely. Custom orders are kind of our thing. Colours, accessories, personality โ tell us what you want and we'll make it weird and wonderful. Use the form above, select "Custom order," and describe your vision. We'll send a quote and timeline within 2 business days.
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Yes! Minimum order quantities and pricing tiers vary by product. Select "Wholesale / Retail inquiry" in the form and give us a rough idea of quantities and your store type. We'll get back to you with a proper wholesale deck.
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Because each Critter is handcrafted, we don't accept returns on standard items โ but if something arrives damaged or we've clearly messed up, we'll make it right. Custom orders are non-refundable once production begins. When in doubt, just reach out.
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All paints used are non-toxic and water-based. That said, Critters are decorative items โ not toys โ and contain small parts not suitable for children under 3 or determined chewers of any age.
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We make geese.
Glam ones.
GeeseGlam is a Canadian novelty studio handcrafting concrete Critters with too much personality and not enough shame about it. Each one is painted by hand, born in Canada, and designed to stare at you from your bookshelf in a way that makes guests ask: "okay but where did you get that?"
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