THE ODD FLOCK
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White Goose
Canadian Goose
Critters worth staring at
Handcrafted concrete critters that judge you quietly from your shelf. Each one unique. Each one yours.
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The flock has spoken.
— Amanda10/10. Bought a porch goose, accidentally adopted a guardian, a fashion icon, and a full-time vibe. Silly now runs the porch.
— EmilyBest goose I ever own. Now my mind is begging me to buy an army of them.
— BeckI love my new Goose overlady. She will rule my home.
— CarleyThe goose is amazing, he supervises my cooking in the kitchen, which is needed. I love this lil dude.
— JocelynIf you don't think you need one… you do. Order. You won't regret it.
— SarahThe goose is amazing and so cute! She finished it within a couple days of me ordering and I was able to pick it up once it dried.
Why should you get a Critter?
The REAL question is: WHY NOT?
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Made right here in Canada
Not imported. Not mass-produced in a warehouse somewhere sad. These Concrete Critters are born and raised on Canadian soil, thankyouverymuch.
Handcrafted from start to finish
Every Critter goes from design to your desk by actual human hands. Which means every one is a little different. Which means yours is already judging you specifically.
They will stare at you
From your bookshelf. From your desk. From across the room. You'll catch yourself wondering: why do I feel like I'm being watched? That's just Greg. Greg sees everything.
They're cute
Do we need to explain this one? Look at them.
They're customizable
Your personal brand of crazy in a rainbow. No two are the same because no two of you are the same.
Freshly squeezed paints
That's right. Fresh, local, made-with-love paint. You're not just buying a goose. You're taking a little piece of someone's craft home with you.
Your personal brand of CRAZY
Here at the Odd Flock we take pride when our statues raise one eyebrow while simultaneously getting you to ask yourself: why do I feel like I'm being stared at?
When they admire your Critter
When others admire your Critter, they're really admiring your unique ideas. And honestly? You have great taste.
So WHY? No — WHY NOT.
You've read this far. You already know. Go get your Critter.
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