- Handpainted — every one is unique
- Made in Canada
- Ships within 3 business days
- Packed with care (and probably attitude)
Orders are handpacked and shipped within 3 business days of payment. Concrete Critters are heavy — shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your location.
Each Critter is inspected before it leaves us. If yours arrives damaged, get in touch at [email protected] within 48 hours with a photo and we'll make it right.
Because every Critter is handmade to order, we don't accept returns for change of mind — but we stand behind our work. Full refund policy
About this Critter
Goldeno does not walk into a space. Goldeno enters it. There is a difference and Goldeno is aware of the difference.
This is a hand-painted concrete goose, 7 inches tall, finished in warm gold tones that catch light without asking permission. It is heavier than it looks, which is appropriate. Objects with this much presence should have weight behind them.
It will sit wherever you put it and immediately become the thing guests mention. You will pretend this was accidental.
Goldeno is made to order. If you want to change the colourway, add a detail, or make it yours in a specific way, reach out before or after ordering and we will sort it out. Custom work takes a little longer than the standard 5 business days. Worth it. Ships carefully packed. Goldeno arrives in one piece and immediately takes over.
Why a Critter?
It will stare at you from your bookshelf. Lovingly. Judgementally.
When guests ask "where did you get that?" — that's the moment. You'll know.
No two are the same. Yours is already plotting something.
