- Handpainted — every one is unique
- Made in Canada
- Ships within 3 business days
- Packed with care (and probably attitude)
Orders are handpacked and shipped within 3 business days of payment. Concrete Critters are heavy — shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your location.
Each Critter is inspected before it leaves us. If yours arrives damaged, get in touch at [email protected] within 48 hours with a photo and we'll make it right.
Because every Critter is handmade to order, we don't accept returns for change of mind — but we stand behind our work. Full refund policy
About this Critter
Pritchard is not interested in your opinion of Canadian Geese. He has heard it. He did not ask.
This is a hand-painted concrete goose, 7 inches tall, rendered in the classic markings of the Canadian Goose: black neck, white cheek patch, a sensible body and a sensible amount of contempt. He is accurate. He is correct. He is done with this.
Pritchard is the goose for people who find the Canadian Goose genuinely compelling as a concept. Not as a joke. As a fact. There is a bird that is large and confident and broadly disliked and does not care and keeps being everywhere and Pritchard has captured that energy and brought it inside where it belongs.
He will sit on your desk and make your whole setup look like it has a point of view.
Made to order. Customization available. If you want Pritchard in a different colourway or with something specific added, reach out. Standard orders ship within 5 business days. Custom work takes a bit more time. Pritchard will not be rushed. He has somewhere to be but he will get there when he gets there.
Why a Critter?
It will stare at you from your bookshelf. Lovingly. Judgementally.
When guests ask "where did you get that?" — that's the moment. You'll know.
No two are the same. Yours is already plotting something.
