- Handpainted — every one is unique
- Made in Canada
- Ships within 3 business days
- Packed with care (and probably attitude)
Orders are handpacked and shipped within 3 business days of payment. Concrete Critters are heavy — shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your location.
Each Critter is inspected before it leaves us. If yours arrives damaged, get in touch at [email protected] within 48 hours with a photo and we'll make it right.
Because every Critter is handmade to order, we don't accept returns for change of mind — but we stand behind our work. Full refund policy
About this Critter
PrettyPlease would like something. It is not entirely clear what. This is on purpose.
This is a hand-painted concrete goose, 7 inches tall, in light tones that read as polite. It holds eye contact. It sits very still. It will be in whatever room you put it and it will be waiting, and you will eventually give it whatever it wants because that is just what happens with PrettyPlease.
This is not a warning. It is a description.
PrettyPlease is the one people pick up first. They put it back gently. They think about it later.
Made to order, with customization available. Different colours, a slightly different expression of wanting, whatever you need. Get in touch. Standard orders ship within 5 business days. Custom takes a little longer. PrettyPlease will wait. PrettyPlease is good at that.
Why a Critter?
It will stare at you from your bookshelf. Lovingly. Judgementally.
When guests ask "where did you get that?" — that's the moment. You'll know.
No two are the same. Yours is already plotting something.
